Control

Remote controls are funny things Then, maybe it’s just me I wave it around for hours But, still can’t get channel three It will always find the menu For the treble and the bass If remote controls were human I would slap them in the face Remote controls are not my thing Perhaps its my technique If they could make one voice controlled I’d only have to speak It would follow my instructions And obey them to the letter A voice controlled remote control Things couldn’t get much better I’d shout out my instructions “Change the channel, fifty four The volumes far too low now Turn the sound up, give me more” If they made this little gadget Then there’s something I’d be fearing That knowing my track record I’d get one that’s hard of hearing © John W Fenn 03-07-2009