Connaught - county hokum

  seductive Galway gal would not stay
  such savage beauty she went astray
  whether Corrib, whether Mask
  Connemara man to ask
  to Inishbofin she played away

  Leitrim lout took drink by the flagon
  very short coast, very short wagon
  went inland to buy a boat
  all-aboard, beer for his goat
  so raised a glass, Carrick-on-Shannon

  wild west playboy from county Mayo
  did for his dad, very own say so
  holy mountain, dreaming star
  left the pub at Castlebar
  shoe hanging out his Ford Mondeo

  Roscommon culchie, gangly and rare
  hung out near Boyle with spindly long hair
  web below her knobbly knee
  bank to bank across lough Ree
  wrapped up her men, eight legs in the air

  our Sligo boy, no good at countin'
  he spied some girls down by the fountain
  one, two, three, how many more?
  his favourite to adore
  he chased her up Benbulben mountain
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