Comfort, Southern Style

Below the Mason-Dixon line,
Where that is I am unsure...
There is one damn good
Southern tradition,
That I bet you know of...
I'm sure it does still endure...

Simple as Southern Comfort,
And cream soda...
My God, it is so smooth....
Goes down like a city whore,
Like my cousin, Twice removed...

You'll fly, you'll fly,
You won't know why,
And couldn't care
much less....
You'll even laugh
at hubby dear,
That jerk that's such a mess!

So, mix it up,
And knock it down,
Your day can
but improve....
And maybe if you're
really lucky,
Your husband,
the trash-man will
remove.

for u-know-who.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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