Comfort, Southern Style

Below the Mason-Dixon line, Where that is I am unsure... There is one damn good Southern tradition, That I bet you know of... I'm sure it does still endure... Simple as Southern Comfort, And cream soda... My God, it is so smooth.... Goes down like a city whore, Like my cousin, Twice removed... You'll fly, you'll fly, You won't know why, And couldn't care much less.... You'll even laugh at hubby dear, That jerk that's such a mess! So, mix it up, And knock it down, Your day can but improve.... And maybe if you're really lucky, Your husband, the trash-man will remove. for u-know-who.