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Clowning Around -Bawdy Limerick

I remember once dating a clown In the sack he was such a let down He was missing one ball And his todger was small It’s no wonder that he wore a frown! 11~12~17
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Roberts Avatar
January 15, 2017 at 7:09 PM
haha Jan this is so funny....Seren
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2017 at 7:15 PM
Thanks Seren its definitely one for the e book lol:-) hugs jan xx
Horne Avatar
January 15, 2017 at 9:18 AM
LOL, thanks for a good laugh with your wonderful limericks x
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2017 at 9:27 AM
I intend to publish them in an e book Jack:-) I do love trying to bring a smile to brighten up someone's day:-) hugs Jan xx
Vaso Avatar
January 14, 2017 at 8:12 PM
Oh comment thy owl, comment thy owl, so I will! This was a real hoot!!!
Vaso Avatar
January 14, 2017 at 9:05 PM
You may be a twit, but your no comment! (ok even I dont get that but I laughed like a clown)
Allison Avatar
January 14, 2017 at 8:14 PM
ha ha ha I am a twit I have to admit lol:-) hugs jan xx
May Avatar
January 13, 2017 at 2:00 PM
Lol...nice one Jan!
Allison Avatar
January 13, 2017 at 2:10 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Trifiatis Avatar
January 13, 2017 at 7:24 AM
HAHAHA! Superb my Empress of Limericks! A seven dear, Jan!
Allison Avatar
January 13, 2017 at 10:33 AM
It made my hubby LOL so it must be funny Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 8:31 PM
FAVING this one. It's one of your best, Jan.
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 11:49 PM
Aww thanks Andrea that is praise indeed:-) hugs Jan xx
Chircop Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 2:04 PM
Hahaha :)You are so funny dear Jan.Thankyou for lifting up my spirits. :)
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 2:07 PM
I couldn't resist posting this one Charma - am working on another inspired by Chris Smith lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Rigoler Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 1:17 PM
Hahaha! The curse of every redblooded male! Great rhymes, Jan. Not as bawdy as some I've read on Soup and elsewhere. Thanks as always for your support. / M
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 1:47 PM
I put bawdy as I'd hate to offend Maurice but this is tame compared to some poems I've read on soup:-) hugs Jan xx
Andresen Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 12:35 PM
...... :)))) ...... my thoughts a bit on edge ..... no comments, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 1:46 PM
I'm just clowning around Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx
Krampe Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 8:03 AM
Thanks for making my day start with a laugh, Jan. Naughty muse ;)
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 8:48 AM
My muse is often naughty Agnes - long may it continue to make people smile:-) hug Jan xx
Y. Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 7:58 AM
Lol! Jan, this is funny. I could just picture the scene in my head:-) Alexis
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 8:49 AM
ha ha ha in reality it isn't a pretty picture I guess lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Smith Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 7:47 AM
Shhh...I think I hear an elephant in the room...Love it Jan
Vaso Avatar
January 14, 2017 at 8:11 PM
No it was an Owl!!!!
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 8:49 AM
lol Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
Leake Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 7:31 AM
Great sense of humour Jan, Enjopyed it!!! Best Wishes Kevin
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 7:43 AM
Thanks Kevin I never know where my muse will go next but I already have a theme for the next one thanks to Chris Green:-) hugs Jan xx
Green Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 7:04 AM
So what you are saying is it was a real circus in the sack? :) Now this is a great way to start the day. Good morning Jan.
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 8:48 AM
:-) lol thanks for the inspiration for my next limerick lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Green Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 7:51 AM
I guess really big shoes don't mean really big feet or a really big...oh wait, never mind. :)
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2017 at 7:07 AM
ha ha ha:-) maybe the only thing this clown was good at was juggling women lol - pure fiction write of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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