Clothing Optional

Devil sends his advocate to recruit us from the office. Is this a joke? I ask, thinking it must be. The advocate comes in with a flourish, Throwing her red satin cape around with a swish As she sits daintily on the arm of my boss’s chair. My boss jumps a few inches. Scared probably. She is armed with brochures about how nice Hell is. She has testimonials too. A slew of them. Probably gotten through torturous sordid ways. “It is warm all year round,” the brochure says. “The devil allows all kinds of debauchery,” the testimonial says. “Marshmallow roasts hourly, and you can have s’mores.” I am not tempted to sign on the dotted line until….. “Clothing optional.” Hmmmmmmm……………..