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Clear Warning

Stan was one of those insensitive blokes, 
who gorged on Jerusalem artichokes,
when gas formed in his gut,
he thanked God for a butt...
now the entire USA gags and chokes.

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Kp Nunez

June 28, 2015 at 10:50 AM

lol! Just what kind of gas is produced by Jerusalem artichokes? Nice laughs, Lindsay!

Lindsay Laurie

July 5, 2015 at 11:27 PM

G'day Kim... I'm not sure what gas it is Kim, but if you overindulge there's a bloody lot of it - thanks again for your support Kim - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

June 27, 2015 at 5:13 PM

hahaha. Just how a limerick ought to be!!

Lindsay Laurie

July 5, 2015 at 11:25 PM

Hello Andrea... I'm pleased that got a giggle out of this bit of nonsense, although its partially truthful nonsense - Lindsay

Paul Callus

June 27, 2015 at 1:59 PM

Both limerick and artichokes are delightful, Lindsay! All in moderation says the sage poet:) // paul

Lindsay Laurie

July 5, 2015 at 11:23 PM

G'day Paul... when you say artichokes are delightful, I agree. I do enjoy both; the Mediterranean thistle and the American sunflower tuber. It's the tuber that causes problems - thank you Paul - Lindsay

Njeri Hunjeri

June 26, 2015 at 5:54 AM

Lol, these funny lines may have just made my day:-)

Lindsay Laurie

July 5, 2015 at 11:20 PM

G'day njeri... thanks for writing a comment njeri. I'm pleased you got a blast out of this limerick - catch you soon - Lindsay

Viv Wigley

June 22, 2015 at 5:07 AM

I have a similar issue with Brussels sprouts, much to my good lady's chagrin. You can't miss her- she's sitting at the bottom of the garden. great Lim, Lindsay. Regards, Viv

Lindsay Laurie

July 5, 2015 at 11:18 PM

G'day Viv... unfortunately Viv, overindulging on these little beauties will see you having issues with the entire neighbourhood. Thanks again mate - Lindsay