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Clear Warning

Stan was one of those insensitive blokes, who gorged on Jerusalem artichokes, when gas formed in his gut, he thanked God for a butt... now the entire USA gags and chokes.

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Kp Nunez

Date: 6/28/2015 10:50:00 AM

lol! Just what kind of gas is produced by Jerusalem artichokes? Nice laughs, Lindsay!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/5/2015 11:27:00 PM

G'day Kim... I'm not sure what gas it is Kim, but if you overindulge there's a bloody lot of it - thanks again for your support Kim - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/27/2015 5:13:00 PM

hahaha. Just how a limerick ought to be!!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/5/2015 11:25:00 PM

Hello Andrea... I'm pleased that got a giggle out of this bit of nonsense, although its partially truthful nonsense - Lindsay

Paul Callus

Date: 6/27/2015 1:59:00 PM

Both limerick and artichokes are delightful, Lindsay! All in moderation says the sage poet:) // paul

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/5/2015 11:23:00 PM

G'day Paul... when you say artichokes are delightful, I agree. I do enjoy both; the Mediterranean thistle and the American sunflower tuber. It's the tuber that causes problems - thank you Paul - Lindsay

Njeri Hunjeri

Date: 6/26/2015 5:54:00 AM

Lol, these funny lines may have just made my day:-)

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/5/2015 11:20:00 PM

G'day njeri... thanks for writing a comment njeri. I'm pleased you got a blast out of this limerick - catch you soon - Lindsay

Viv Wigley

Date: 6/22/2015 5:07:00 AM

I have a similar issue with Brussels sprouts, much to my good lady's chagrin. You can't miss her- she's sitting at the bottom of the garden. great Lim, Lindsay. Regards, Viv

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/5/2015 11:18:00 PM

G'day Viv... unfortunately Viv, overindulging on these little beauties will see you having issues with the entire neighbourhood. Thanks again mate - Lindsay