Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Christmas Gifts - Be Careful What You Wish For

I'd wanted a boob job for years
Loud moaning was all my hub's hears
Neath the tree there's a voucher
Soon I won't be a sloucher
Hubs thoughtfulness brought me to tears

His present was such a fab gift
Boob implants and a full face lift
Now blokes ogle and stare
You should see hubby glare
This present has now caused a rift

Next year on our pine Christmas tree
A voucher for more surgery
With huge boobs I was cursed
I'll have the op reversed
Not all gifts will make you happy

FICTION POEM FOR CHRISTMAS LIMERICK CONTEST

Sponsored by Alexis Y

12/04/20

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Eve Roper December 27, 2020 at 7:08 PM Congratulations on your win, Jan. I am doing great. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf December 26, 2020 at 5:02 PM Ha, ha! I don't know whether to cheer or to boo(b). lol. Congrats on your high-placement win in Alexis' contest, Jan! Holiday Joy, Gershon

Mark Koplin December 26, 2020 at 1:16 PM Back with Congrats! Well done my friend!!!

Paula Goldsmith December 26, 2020 at 11:29 AM Congratulations on your win. Very true, "CHRISTMAS GIFTS - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR." Many times we do not want what we want when we get it. Enjoy your win with blessings.............

Carolyn Devonshire December 26, 2020 at 8:35 AM Sooo funny, Jan! Congrats on your win. Hugs, Carolyn

Linda Alice Fowler December 26, 2020 at 7:18 AM HaHa Jan! Congratulations on the win! Linda

Alexis Y. December 25, 2020 at 4:03 AM Lol! Jan, This is funny! Congratulations on your 1st place win in the contest. Merry Christmas my friend:-) Alexis

Paul Schneiter December 10, 2020 at 3:09 PM Plastic isn't necessarily fantastic, in fact it can lead to acts drastic which could make one spastic just for wanting to be boobastic. Terrific lim, Jan. Hugs xxx Paul

Jennifer Proxenos December 9, 2020 at 9:14 AM Hi Jan, I had a good laugh - some people that come on TV, merely being interviewed, some presenters, some film'stars, and maybe neighbors, even 19 year old girls have these ops done, and mostly they are are successful, but if not, it takes a lot of effort and cash to get back to who you were- well we are happy as we are and most importantly so are our husbands! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Simon Hamill December 8, 2020 at 5:21 PM Hi jan.you know what they say. What comes up,must come down.lol Take care.simon:) Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 2:09 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie December 8, 2020 at 2:58 PM Hello Jan … when you see body altering on others perhaps it looks great but you can’t read their mind I guess - enjoyed your poem Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 2:09 PM thanks Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich December 8, 2020 at 1:53 PM Don't need the boob job, but I'll take that face lift lickity split!!! Lower , for neck and jaws. Would LOVE that. Good one, Jan. Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 1:42 PM hey you are stunning my friend you need no help! hugs jan xx

Paul Callus December 8, 2020 at 2:03 AM Oh dear! Pity jealousy gets in the way! Boob jobs are not up my street...give me natural any day:) Hugs // paul Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 1:42 PM Thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne December 6, 2020 at 12:53 PM LOL, I thought you'd get him a penis enlargement to equal the score a bit Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 1:41 PM Thanks Jack, think men are going to have to get 6 foot todgers if social distancing continues:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds December 6, 2020 at 8:28 AM Love the Limericks Jan. A wish should stay exactly what it is, Or else it may turn out badly like this. A heavy laden breast, Does not always impress, And gravity may just cause one a trip.... Belle Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 1:41 PM Thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen December 5, 2020 at 12:36 PM - Maybe he needs a BIG box of blue pills ... and ball lifting ... no, I would not be happy :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 1:40 PM Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Lawrence December 5, 2020 at 8:09 AM Hysterical...and also true in many ways. I love be careful what you wish for! A reverse boob job is a big surgery... Love your humor filled with hidden truths! Thanks Jan Susan Jan Allison December 28, 2020 at 1:40 PM Thanks Susan:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw December 4, 2020 at 3:34 PM Ho Ho Ho! I love great lims, Jan, and these are GREAT ones! - Bob Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 4:37 PM Thanks Bob:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta December 4, 2020 at 10:26 AM Plastic boobs are scary! Everyone should be wary! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 4:35 PM ha ha ha great rhyme:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham December 4, 2020 at 10:13 AM Surely all that backache can't be worth it lol. Good luck Jan Tom Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 4:34 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin December 4, 2020 at 7:41 AM That's awesome! I like it Jan! Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 4:29 PM Thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin December 4, 2020 at 4:52 AM Ha ha ha, I love it Jan! hugs Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 4:29 PM Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Newton Ranaweera December 4, 2020 at 4:33 AM Such great limericks, Jan!! Humour drips!! Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 4:27 PM Thanks Newton:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues December 3, 2020 at 6:54 PM Lobbing off those bodacious boobs...ouch! Jan Allison December 4, 2020 at 4:26 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt December 3, 2020 at 4:56 PM You two make quite a pair! These limericks are real hoots... your wonderful humour always has my full support. Hugs ~ John Jan Allison December 3, 2020 at 5:20 PM lol Thanks John love the boobie puns, thanks for giving me a lift been a tough couple of weeks been so busy with exam work its kept me away from soup:-( hugs Jan xx