Christmas Fat Goose Coming Wishbone Me Myself and I

Christmas is coming

And I myself once upon a time

Much like the goose was getting fat

I am now sadly not

For I am currently now getting
thinner than

The leftover wishbone from this
year's thanksgiving's turkey

I managed to scavenge from my 
next door neighbors bins

After they we're obviously finished 
and done with so therefore eventually
threw the remaining scraps out

Who if they knew or I was willing
to admit the dire state of the situation
I find find myself mired in

Would surely then have offered to 
take me in and provide me with 
whatsoever help they could

But sadly my own self pride ego
and wanting to keep pace and up
with the Joneses

Will and has left me again sadly
with nothing more

Than hunger pains and grumbling
noise in the pit of my stomach

And a perfectly stripped chewed down
to  the bone , wishbone 

And hopefully 1 wish still remaining
in tow 

So here goes

How I wish it was only them suffering
this unholy indignation as apposed
to me 

Or I had taken just a single moment
of my precious time

To be a better neighbor give a damn
or care about anything or anyone

Other than me myself and only i
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