Choosing Prolife Magazines

I was in Nazareth the other day waiting for a visit with my acupuncture ecotherapist. The waiting room is minimalist-zen, I suppose. While waiting to be invited in next, I took a chair with a magazine table in front displaying two magazines, one to my left and one to my right. The one on my left was about the Democrats' ProLife Policy, advertising titles like Earth's Cooperative ReGeneration, Climate Health Economic Opportunities LongTerm Public Health and Safety Becoming Beloved Communities. The magazine on my right was the Republican ProLife Position, as iconically represented by Wealth as Trump-Ace cards, with titles like Aborting Our Babies' Future Hot Air, Filthy Water, BurnedOut Soil Public Health Issues Not Covered by ObamaCare. I chose the Health Development magazine on my left because I thought it would be more consistently redundantly multiculturally ecologically regeneratively positively pro-life, while Aborting our Babies' Future Health seemed more likely to just be another long advertisement for negative degenerative anti-ecological anti-Earth Sciences anti-HealthyWealthy Creation Stories of Paradise Still Becoming, rather like a Yes! magazine, but that was a surprising non-choice in that time and place, within that monoculturally plutocratic condemning life I suppose was envisioned in the magazine on my Right. Anyway, I will never truly know. Just as I picked up the ProLife Left choice my ecotherapist invited me in for our appointment, during which s/he told me I should feel better for the next four years knowing I did the best I could to defend against further pathologies, and to just continue choosing Positive as ProLife ReGenerators, 7-Generation bicameral double-binding magazines, co-arising both/and either/or appositions of ecopolitical climate pro-life health v anti-ecological landscapes of further pathological pain-in-the-neck, and even considerably lower, condemning future potential generations to abort as an entire EarthBound species rabidly in denial of untimely death by pre-millennially LeftBrain too dominant anti-ecologically ecopolitically too competitive WinLose Party Players against caring for the health of future babies. So, continue choosing the Positive ProLife Deviant magazine on my left and comprehend why that choice is resonantly confluent with RightBrain's NotNot Health-Abortive DNA/RNA, also known in Nazareth as ecologically sacred encryption, humane-divine bilateral inspiralation. As soon as s/he saw me reach for the Left, my ecotherapist from Nazareth knew I would be as OK as I could be about our future regenerative, rather than degenerative public health pro-life choices.