Choose Your Shortcuts Wisely

Shortcuts are best suited to desktop on the computer, Not intended for the average commuter. You will always get cut short, if you try one from a plane, And shortcuts from a train only ends in pain. Your stay on a ship may be short, should you slip. Cars don't normally fly, so don't even try. One on a bike, could result in quite a hike. A shortcut while running, is not very cunning. Walking with a book, may change the way you look. Shortcuts should not be undertaken by the average builder, Not even for a guilder. Any shortcuts with tools, is only for fools. It could be your loss, if you take shortcuts to please the boss. Trying them when you cook, will only make you crook. Shortcuts while cutting up food, may not put you in the mood to eat that food. And shortcuts when unwell, could find you down a well. A shortcut when drinking, will set other's hearts to aching. If you are looking for fun, don't take a shortcut with a gun. Getting caught short makes shortcut a must, if you don't want to bust. A shortcut from a map, will see no mishap. Dogs and large cats in your way, makes a shortcut ok. Avoiding a fight sometimes necessitates one, even excuses having to run. Though my best advice, before you hit the wall, Most shortcuts are no use at all. Manage your time and your shortcuts will decline. If reading this has made you late, I take no responsibility for any shortcut, you care to contemplate.