China's Outlawed Ping-Pong

In Red China they've just outlawed Ping-Pong
  You have to wonder what too them so long
     To have to play in a mask
     A near-impossible task
   But what got it banned were those skimpy thongs
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Baker Avatar
November 9, 2022 at 2:41 PM
Nice funny one, Gershon. Thanks, Bill
Wolf Avatar
November 9, 2022 at 5:55 PM
Glad you like it, Bill.
Lawless Avatar
November 9, 2022 at 5:28 AM
is there a market for "ping pong thongs?" Where would you keep the ping pong balls....oh!!
Wolf Avatar
November 9, 2022 at 5:56 PM
Oh my, John! Hope those ping pong balls don't get too hard to use...
Cunningham Avatar
November 9, 2022 at 1:10 AM
Lol, remember when they were checking for covid?, up the back passage yuck. Tom
Wolf Avatar
November 9, 2022 at 5:57 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Nobody ever dared check me that way, I would have given them a brownie that the Covid checker would never forget. lol.
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