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Child Gone Wild

WHO trashed this whole house and went wild?
WHAT? You let in the dog? He got riled?
WHEN was this? Where’s he at?
WHERE the heck is the cat??
Just WHY ever did I want a child?

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Robin Davis

June 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

Andrea What a fun and silly write. Had me chuckling and picturing this act of destruction. Thank you for the great comment on my I Did It My Way poem.

Just That Archaic Poet

November 23, 2013 at 9:14 AM

HaaaHAHAHA! This is grrrreat! Clever, witty and fun to read. Enjoyed this very much! :)

Debbie Duncan

September 19, 2012 at 10:48 PM

This is soooooo cute Andrea ;}

Phyllis Babcock

September 5, 2012 at 6:31 PM

Had me chuckling with this 5 W's. I can just imagine the damage a kid, a dog and a cat can create. Thanks for your comments my friend. love phyl

Poet Destroyer A

September 1, 2012 at 10:43 AM

andrea, congrats;-) In Harry's fun fun... 5 w's contest. I think this was a fun contest.. Take care.. always~PD

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

September 1, 2012 at 10:09 AM

Forgot to say earlier, replied to Soupmail! And I see this won, so congrats to you, sweetie! I am outta here! Hugs to you!

Joe Maverick

August 30, 2012 at 3:37 PM

Wwwwwell; won with this one Andrea,; had lots of problems, so not getting much time to comment over the last few days..)

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 30, 2012 at 8:02 AM

Congratulations on your win in Harry's "5W's" contest Andrea. Sorry to be late commenting. Love, Carol

Karen Croft

August 29, 2012 at 5:51 PM

very funny poem reminds me of my 5 year old and our new kitten

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

August 29, 2012 at 4:47 PM

Wow, a limerick! I love it, Andrea. Can't wait until my son is a teen...LOL...a belated congrats on a wonderful win! Love and Blessings, Rhonda

Gail Debole

August 28, 2012 at 6:52 PM

Hi Andrea - Many kudos on your win! Very clever use of a limerick. Very funny! - Gail

Charlotte Puddifoot

August 28, 2012 at 5:36 PM

this is a riot! congrats andrea, you wild child :-)

Gwendolen Song

August 28, 2012 at 4:20 PM

Love the anticipated progression of words, Andrea...and I see u won this contest...g r e a t! I wrote on your fb wall...chk it out.

Dan Kearley

August 28, 2012 at 9:42 AM

Ha,hahahahaha....Congrats on the win! Left me with a :o)

Cecilia Macfarlane

August 28, 2012 at 4:18 AM

LOL...this is awesome! Congrats on your win Andrea. Hugs

Lee Ramage

August 27, 2012 at 3:07 PM

Oh boy, that's a hoot. Great poem. Good chuckle for today. Congratulations on your win. Well done Lee

Carrie Richards

August 27, 2012 at 9:13 AM

Cute questions that every mother has asked from time to time~!!! Great and clever theme, Andrea! Congrats!

Len Gasun

August 27, 2012 at 8:15 AM

My warmest congratulations on your win my dear, Andrea! hugs, leonora

Kim Merryman

August 27, 2012 at 8:10 AM

So funny, Andrea! There were days when I asked myself why I wanted kids. I really enjoyed this. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Modupe Sefunmi

August 27, 2012 at 8:01 AM

Congrats on your win!

Bukang Liwayway

August 27, 2012 at 7:41 AM

Congrats friend Andrea..(^__^) I forgot to enter my poem on Harry's Contest..I just edit it...I'm forgetful...hahahahah. Thanks for your soupmail :) Have a nice day!!