Chew's Ranch

I had an aunt and uncle
We called them Boo and Chew
They had ranch in West Texas
Where they grew a crop or two

They had no city water 
A windmill was their thing
Summer is hot and dusty there
I swear it never rains

They had an outdoor toilet
A two holer, I recall
The building was kind of squatty
So the seats weren’t very tall

I saw Dad go in there
Heard a rumble and a roar
He had a question on his mind
When he came out the door

“What can you raise around here
Besides those sugar beets”
Chew said almost anything
“Then raise the toilet seats”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
September 30, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Charles. Love, Carol
Wesley Avatar
July 24, 2011 at 7:21 PM
Too funny. I've been to one of those and it is an experience. Agreat verse for the out door type.
Brown Avatar
July 18, 2011 at 4:40 AM
What a blessing we have in PoetrySoup. A place to come to write and read and make new friends along the ink trail. I am wishing you a day full of inspiration. I enjoyed reading your poetry today and hope to read many more written by you in the future Charles. Love, Carol
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July 17, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Haha... I love this. Good job..
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