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Cheaper To Keep Her (Divorce Club)

(Haiku)- * Motive, infidelity messing with the Queen Bee's Honey* Queen Bee sits on throne, Bumble and drone bees as one Sample flowers dew ------------------------ (Limerick) - *Admission of guilt leads to compensation* Indeed this is how the story unfolds, Pete said, "It's a poor rat with only one hole"... Love had taught a sad lesson; Divorce court was now in session, Judge rules favor, Pete's pockets full of holes... ---------------------------- (Couplet) - *Take vows seriously payback often belongs to Spouse - Queen Bee* Love said, "Pete too late you've opened your peepers".... "Man, you should know it was cheaper to please her"! Submitted for P.D.'s Divorce Club Contest (Haiku-Limerick-Couplet)

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Date: 10/1/2012 7:24:00 AM
Stopped back by on this one..Enjoyed reading again..Thanks for stopping by ..Sara
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Date: 1/6/2011 12:09:00 PM
i knew you were a winner somewhere in there. if i did'nt say so already; this was a great peice. John Henry Loving III
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Date: 12/7/2010 9:49:00 AM
This is so awesome. Really glad to see it in the winners' circle, Adell. Congratulations!
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Date: 12/3/2010 12:41:00 AM
congrats on these winning poems, loved them from the start. Harry
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Date: 12/2/2010 4:49:00 PM
This is simply amazing.... Wow, I am impressed... No wonder you got a win, you definately earned it...Amazing Work!
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Date: 12/2/2010 2:49:00 PM
Congrats on your win!!!
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Date: 12/2/2010 12:40:00 PM
Congratulations on this high place win in the contest, Adell
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Date: 12/2/2010 8:54:00 AM
lol, fun set, love your use of dialogue, congrats on your win:)
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Date: 12/2/2010 6:55:00 AM
Adell) Congratulations! With your awesome 3some of 3 differ forms. I had lots of fun reading every entry. I was surprised every one pulled off a beautiful and amazing Job to my request. lol,, and the whole time I thought it was going to be a tough contest,...p.d.
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Date: 12/2/2010 6:47:00 AM
Many congratulations Adell for this wonderful win.
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Date: 12/2/2010 6:22:00 AM
Congrats Adell on your big win in P.D.'s super contest on divorce.. with this brilliant entry luv.. enjoy your top spot for a top notch piece.. with luv..
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Date: 12/2/2010 5:48:00 AM
Congratulations Adell for your win in P.D.'s "Divorce Club Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 12/1/2010 5:13:00 PM
love these Adell, good luck in contest. Harry
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Date: 11/30/2010 11:07:00 PM
heeheehee, I pity PD having to choose among some of these funny ones!! Luv,Andrea
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Date: 11/30/2010 8:48:00 PM
Adell, good luck in PD's contest, I am still giggling at your Couplet. Po Pete! Blessing and thanks for stopping by. Luv Joy (Jew)
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Date: 11/30/2010 7:11:00 AM
"It's a poor rat with only one hole." I like that line AND the rest too. Congrats on the selection. Dave
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Date: 11/30/2010 4:43:00 AM
Congratulations on your great work being featured on homepage..Sara
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Date: 11/29/2010 10:53:00 PM
so very cute and so much more,,truly enjoyed,Best of luck in contest and congratulations on your being featured,,and Thank You also for reading and leaving a comment behind upon my words,,Blessings..Cecil
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Date: 11/29/2010 7:48:00 PM
A very witty write my friend. Congrats on being featured. Love the couplet.
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Date: 11/29/2010 12:28:00 PM
Thank you Adell and congratulations to you as well for being featured.Very funny and good luck in P.D's contest.Sandra
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Date: 11/29/2010 12:10:00 PM
this is great well done you poet friend xx thank you for commenting on my work also x sarah x
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Date: 11/29/2010 7:02:00 AM
A well deserved featured poem you have here Adell. May you have many more. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/29/2010 2:05:00 AM
Oh, these are terrific, Adell!! Divorce court isn't fun and women sometimes walk away with the dough. Florida is a community property state though, and everything is split evenly. Got a great laugh reading your entry and I know it's a winner! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/27/2010 5:21:00 AM
Cute one..Got a chuckle..Good luck in the contest with this excellent work reads like a winner to me..I was delighted that you stopped by my work , read and commented..It made my day..Sara
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Date: 11/26/2010 5:16:00 PM
Hahaha! LOVED your limerick! Good luck to you too!
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