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When The Toilet Paper Roll is Almost Empty

Poetry contest by Sara Kendrick 

 

Charmin Chagrin

“It surely takes a grievous toll 
Near the end of snow-white roll”  (by author)

My lifespan by default, bawdily brief, 
Sadly signifies excremental grief. 
From pristine white to shady hues of brown, 
Crumpled or creased, crudely disposed aground. 

Paradox: I’m the most needed token - 
Yet most disrespected, tissue-broken. 
It could be smelly feet but no, alas! 
It has to be the dark side of an ass. 

I don’t intend to make you humans blush, 
But you waste me on your waste in a flush. 
Thus my life on a roll, floating in vain, 
Down the drain, down the drain, down the drain!

August 14, 2026
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Godwin Avatar
September 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Very well done, I loved the humor. This crappy poem got POTD? Well, how about that! And placed in the contest - both deserved!!!
Goldsmith Avatar
August 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Back with Congratulations on another fun win. Hooray!!! I enjoyed reading your creative/fun write again. Have a fun weekend with your win...............
Kendrick Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I want to say I appreciate you supporting my contest by writing a poem just for it. Congratulations on your work being on the winner's list. Way to go!!👏✍️. Sara K.
Rodrigues Avatar
August 19, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Hilarious! Rolling on the floor, the Charmin… Congrats on POTD!
Lillico  Avatar
August 20, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Thank you Kim!
La France Avatar
August 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Margarita, congratulations on receiving the POTD honor ⭐
Lillico  Avatar
August 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Thank you Constance!
Rodgers Avatar
August 17, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Dear Magarita, Congratulations on POTD taking standard bathroom humor and elevating it into a legitimately clever, anthropomorphic tragicomedy takes real wit. We fuss over appearances and clean reputations, yet our daily existence depends entirely on the humble things willing to get dirty on our behalf. It’s hilarious, irreverent, and ridiculously sharp work, Margarita. Blessings, Daniel
Lillico  Avatar
August 17, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Thank you, Daniel. We don’t just fret and fuss, we go and flush 😊
Nicole Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Yucky, butt so true. Even though we're talking about toilet paper on a roll, your thoughts bring a smile, Margarita. : ) Congratulations my dear friend, on Poem of the Day. : ) Brandy
Lillico  Avatar
August 17, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Thank you, I have no defence against Yucky😊 it is what it is! M
Bayles Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Interesting take on the subject.
Lawless Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
this poem of the week will last longer on its roll than the roll on the roller.....
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
In effect… 😊
Kauffman Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Congrats, Margarita, on your POTD. Definitely a new potty perspective! Looking at my TP with new eyes. Blessings.
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Thank you! refreshing perspective 😊 M
Gibbons Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Fabulous write ✍️ well deserved POTD congratulations hugzz friend🫂🦋💖
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Thanks Dorothy! M
Goldsmith Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. I enjoyed reading. What a creative/fun write you have here. Love It...Thanks for the laugh.... Have a blessed day/week with your win...............
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thank you Paula. M
Harp Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Very clever, Margarita. I always said that if I was stranded on an island what is the next best necessity I would want to have, besides food. And, of course, it's TOILET PAPER! This poem speaks to me. Good win here. Congratulations for POTD! Moon Harp
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Thank you and I am on your side with basic necessity, island or not😊 M
Wolf Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Well, I see Charmin Chagrin edged out Quilted Northern for potd. Congratulations, Margarita! ~ Gershon
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Thank you! QN?! What’s that? I had to look it up 😊, good to know for an emergency! M
Kitchin Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Margarita, a fun poem. Congratulations on POTD.
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Thank you Tania! M
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
how clever and entertaining! congrats on your POTD designation.
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Thank you, Sarah. I guess it made my day 😊
Andresen Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
- Congratulations on your fun p,o,t,d., Margarita :) - hugs
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Thank you, Anne-Lise, comes as unexpected surprise 😊
Smith  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This is very funny. I like how its from the paper's point of view. Congratulations on POTD
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Thank you Alison. Those quirky contests, you never know where our wild imagination may take us 😊 M
Jones Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
lol! Funny 😆 Congratulations on your potd honor!
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Thank you Karen, what a relief 😊 M
Dietrich Avatar
August 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Oh my. What great humor. I was not thinking of the title when I began reading and I thought wow, she is describing herself as a dirty rear end? Hahaha. You are toilet paper. Super!!! A fave
Lillico  Avatar
August 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Thank you Andrea! I had fun with it myself and got it out of my system alright 😊 M
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