Censored - For Contest 535

CENSORED: a kind of unfinished symphony This hammer made my finger sting The flaming, silly, soppy thing Now I’ve hit my poor old thumb Oh my giddy aunt, ho hum My right leg’s broke below the knee Goodness gracious, pity me I just nearly broke my neck Blow me down and what the heck Oops, I think I’ve been misled That bridge was lower than he said What a shame I won’t get far The roof’s gone off my poor old car Gosh, the milkman’s nicked my wife That’s how it goes, I guess... that’s life My word, I just fell in the lake What am I like, for goodness sake So tell me, is it midnight yet? Fifty quid, I’ve won the bet So off you go and toodle pip Block your ears as I let rip............... HOLY F....!!! 30 December 2018 For Brian Strand’s Contest 535