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Cat-Ash-Trophic Monorhyme

I’ve got a massive bag of cash I found it lying in my trash And though it seems a little rash I bought a car that’s proper flash But then a man that had a gash From his lip, through his moustache And ending by his left eyelash Told me that he wants his stash The tattoo on his head said ‘SMASH!’ His fist was raised and set to bash I tried to make a rapid dash But tripped and came down with a crash He had a gas can, splash, splash, splash His aim I’d have to call mish mash He soaked himself, oh, what a hash I flicked a match and now he’s ash Written: 18 August 2021 Contest: Your Best Monorhyme Contest Sponsor: William Kekaula

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/22/2021 11:44:00 PM

Hello Terry ... that's what I call quick thinking. I hope the stash survived - thanks Terry - Lindsay

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/21/2021 9:54:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A fun story/write. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Love your line "The tattoo on his head said ‘SMASH!’" I can see that. Have a blessed day/weekend with your win...............

Terry Flood
Date: 8/21/2021 12:38:00 PM

Glad to provide a much needed laugh, Paula. You have a good weekend too. Terry

Hilo Poet

Date: 8/20/2021 8:48:00 PM

Hilarity courses as this rime raise an earthy feel, levity assured, up to its end 'bout the ABCs of life. Thanks, Terry, for sharing your stock in comical talents, Aloha!

Terry Flood
Date: 8/21/2021 12:38:00 PM

Thanks William. And thanks for my place. Terry

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/19/2021 10:54:00 AM

Well done! Enjoyed and laughed!

Terry Flood
Date: 8/19/2021 11:21:00 AM

Thanks, Rico. It’s nice to have written something... ANYTHING! Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Emilia James

Date: 8/19/2021 2:29:00 AM

Lol this is really funny and for some reason reminded me of Minder. Good luck in the contest Terry, a winner in my book. Emilia : )

Terry Flood
Date: 8/19/2021 11:19:00 AM

Thanks, Emilia. I used to enjoy Minder until Dennis Waterman left. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Jan Allison

Date: 8/18/2021 11:47:00 AM

what a fabulous monorhyme, thanks for the smiles:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood
Date: 8/18/2021 1:35:00 PM

Thanks, Jan. Hope this might break through my block. Terry

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/18/2021 7:29:00 AM

Lol this is a hoot Terry, good riddance to the man with the gash. Tom

Terry Flood
Date: 8/18/2021 9:00:00 AM

Thanks, Tom. First thing I’ve written in nigh on a week... seemed to have lost the funny. So I’m glad to get this one written. Also been trying (yet again) to get to grips with this self publishing malarkey. Everyone says it’s easy but I just sit and scratch my head. Trying with my first 22 year old novel to see how it goes. Terry