Caribou Hill and Others

An old man from Caribou Hill Fancied a bit of a thrill His care worker, Sandy Was willing and randy And slipped him a little blue pill. *** If only the coach would have told him If only he’d bothered to scold him My footballer son Just might have won And maybe I wouldn’t have sold him *** Adam was not taking bets When Eve turned up wearing fish nets He told her stand back I’m feeling less slack And I don’t know how big this thing gets. *** A dog lover called Timmy Tupp Was laying a lawn for his pup The sods were high piled His neighbours all smiled And one of them yelled ‘green side up’ *** A randy lass from Billericky Left Sherry, mince pies and a biccie Don’t be too dismayed Christmas is delayed For tonight Santa fancied a quickie *** Tarzan tried hard not to cough But his loins were in need of a cloth Jane said at a pinch You’re nearly an inch And Tarzan was really hacked off