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Care For a Round of Gulf?

What? The Gulf of Mexico is no mo'? Well, that's just a big no-no! I like what some cartoons show - southern half of the Gulf: "Golfo de Mexico", northern half: "Golfo del Presidente Loco"! So, to honour our Mexican amigos, let's sing a cantata then call the "Gulf of Alaska" the Gulf of Canada!!!

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Lin Lane

Date: 2/19/2025 10:26:00 AM

El Presidente loco... Mui Loco. Maybe next he'll want to build a wall around Niagra Falls, so Canada can't lay claim to the view. Yeah, that wall idea walked out so well when he swore to build one to keep Mexican immigrants out... and that Mexico would pay for it. LOL at that!!!

Jim Healey
Date: 2/19/2025 10:40:00 AM

Of course, he thinks that the Horseshoe Falls portion of Niagara (i.e. the tourist attraction) is on the American side (which it is not). Now I hear he wants Canadian water to cure the drought problem in certain states. He'll have to pay through the nose to get it!!!