Cap'N and the Wench -Part the Second-
Cap'n & the Wench *part the second*
Says the Wench to the Cap'n "I thinks I'll have Me a Tequila!"
So says the Cap'n to the Wench "Go right ahead Me Dear~
I'll be hard a'lee ta feel Ya!"
With an Evil Grin & a Twinkle in his Eye~
So's the Wench did notice & then By & By~
& did say to the Cap'n "Be mindin' Yer P's & Q's!"
"Fer Me's the Wench what Decides that which Ye Do!"
"Yer no Grinnin'Porpoise & that there's no Danged Flipper!"
"Har!" says the Cap'n ~ "I am though the Skipper!"
The Wench ran afo'rd from foc'sl to the Sprit~
The Cap'n knew this'n Wouldn't Swoon & Quit~
Up & Down all Headstays~Chasin' Each Other Fast~
'Til all Sharks in the Channels were Quite Aft Aghast~
The Mighty North Wind did so Howl that Wild Stormy Night....
The Great Ship did Roll with Nary a Wave in Sight....
When then there a'sudden was a Tremendous Bolt from Darkened Blue....
"Har!" Says the Wench " ~ 'Twas Me... I Figgered Ye Knew!"
Now & Then that Cap'n was so rightfully a'Top~
Yet Lil'Wench was the One Who simply wouldn't Stop!~
She Screamed from the MastHead & Hollered from the Riggin'~
Har! Mighty Cap'n let's keep on just a'Friggin'!
The Ol' Cap'n soon Found Hisself Danglin' from the Mizzen~
Only that which Held 'im Fast had Now completely Risen!
Slidin' down the Backstay was the Only Proper Choice~
Fer the Wench's Little Thighs were Stronger than her Voice!
Now in Ports where all Pyrates finally to a Dock come a'Side~
Ne'er does a Man or Woman really Know how was that Wild Ride~
Now the Bows & the Belly of the Ship were Finally Quiet~
The Wench had gone Below with Her Bellyachin' Pyrate!
The Great Ship is Seen Oft enough Sailin' Agin on the Seas....
With Always enough Tequila with which that Hardy Wench to Please!
SeaWolf
Copyright © Caribbean Seawolf | Year Posted 2011
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