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Can'T Find the Eleven

So here we go my dear, dear friends
I'm back to my jovial ways
Just a minor glitch in the script it seems
Like I've wandered a bit astray

So here we go, are you ready for these
Some sillies for which I'm famed
If you injure yourself falling down on the floor
I absolve myself of any blame

Doctors say carrots improve your eyesight
These guys are a silly bunch of asses
Well ponder this my smarty pants friends
Ever seen rabbits wearing glasses

There you go, didn't I tell you my friends
I'd be back to the jollies in a while
Can't keep this old son-of-a-gun down
I was born to make people smile

Stay tuned, there a whole bunch more coming
Just getting untracked once again
Here's one, “why can't a blond dial 911?”
Coz she can't find the eleven!

© Jack Ellison 2013

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Donna Jones

Date: 12/5/2013 10:16:00 PM

Oooooo. Glad I'm brunette!,,,so funny Jack...luv ya

Donna Jones
Date: 12/6/2013 6:17:00 PM

Nope...I refuse to go there and fight those darn roots!..this right here is all 54 years of me

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/6/2013 6:48:00 AM

Are you sure that brunette colour didn't come from a bottle??? LOL Sorry, Miss Donna... just having some fun! Love ya... XOXOXOX

Nette Onclaud

Date: 12/4/2013 11:25:00 AM

and she doesn;t know where 7-11 is as well, jack.. you had me in stitches.. you rule!..:) huggs

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/4/2013 12:23:00 PM

Silly man eh!!! Happy it made you giggle... big huggs XOXOX

Carol Eastman

Date: 12/4/2013 8:51:00 AM

Now you've done it! Dragon will be looking for the 11 for ever! Gotta love him! I'll let him in on the secret later... We called 911 yesterday. A house was broke into... 4 out of 5 of us have had attempts in the last 3 months. 2 young, high school, black kids. New clothes. They have every thing except common sense! Saw them in day light. They live close... The police have finger prints! Stupid kids!. They're gaining a police record... and one cell phone. Breaking and entering is a felony..

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/4/2013 9:05:00 AM

SCARY!!! With the ease of obtaining firearms down there, makes it even more scary! DO NOT CONFRONT THESE LOSERS! Apparently they have nothing to lose or they wouldn't be doing it! Take care dear Carol! XOXOXOX