Can You Believe That a Poet Would Write This

What do you do with a fried lemon sandwich when lavender leaves have messed up its hair How to you cut it in two equal pieces while no one is home and you don’t like to share Why is it sitting alone at the counter as saucers of milk perform on the stage Where is the flavor when bland is in fashion and comic books sing on the very next page Will you surrender to appetites chanting, crossing the line where the pickets are white Shoveling corn flakes when it is not snowing, flying a kernel instead of a kite Serving a side that is right down the middle, leftover vegetables mashed into paste Like a potato but not very filling, smothered in ketchup to drown out the taste Do you like tablecloths made out of vinyl, just like a record but square when they play Nothing to spin when you can’t find a needle, looking through stacks that are covered in hay Cook books too heavy to fit in your diet, checking your math while subtracting a pound Running in place when you’d rather be singing, wishing the dining room table was round Can you believe that a poet would write this, watching a hummingbird outside his door Smiling from one ear but not to the other feeling the pinch when his cheeks are too sore Maybe his mind is a field of distraction perhaps it is someone that he’s thinking of It’s a safe bet amid all this confusion the poet who wrote this has fallen in love
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Daniel Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 6:48 AM
Ha ha, this was pure fun, Chris:) the title caught my attention and I was not disappointed:) only you could write this so beautifully:) and I'm glad you've found your love:)
Green Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:59 AM
Thanks so much Jo, I am thrilled you enjoyed my little bit of nonsense today. :)
Hamilton Avatar
November 3, 2016 at 9:38 PM
Love will do that to you, keep it up this is great fun!
Green Avatar
November 25, 2016 at 8:58 AM
Thanks so much John. Sorry for the late reply.
Robinson Jr. Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 10:47 AM
Lovely setup,and smashing ending. Stellar poem all the way around, Chris. I love it, I love it a lot. Very strange and quixotic poem w/a sweet climax. Love to always. RW
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 11:14 AM
Thanks so much Freddie, I am thrilled you enjoyed my abstract thoughts today. I appreciate your kindness. always
Turner Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 9:29 AM
A distinct probability, Chris. I love the originality and humor of this write.
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 9:45 AM
Thanks so much Daniel, just letting the mind wonder to a stranger place and time. :) I appreciate your kindness my friend.
Chircop Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 2:08 AM
At first glance it might seem just like a fun entertaining poem..but reading it a second time it goes deeper than that... I wonder if you were seeing snowflakes in your cornflakes..and a soaring kite in the kernel....and a record player in a table-cloth...Or is it just my silly mind...I really enjoyed this poem.Its so different and original..and through the confusion will all pass.through..so uplifting...: ).Love it.
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:34 AM
There's no telling with me, I see some of the strangest things from time to time, but always see clearly into my heart (I think) :) Thank you Charmaine for always being so kind to me. Your comments are always encouraging and uplifting and happy. And I like encouraging, uplifting and happy!. Emphasis on happy. :)
Cochrane Avatar
November 1, 2016 at 9:46 PM
I couldn't help but smile and laugh with the fun in this poem. What an imaginative, upside down world love is! What a joy to experience it with you.
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:30 AM
Thanks so much Krystal, it definitely does get a little crazy at times, but in a good way. I appreciate your kind comments and the smile I am wearing right now because of them.
Vaso Avatar
November 1, 2016 at 9:41 PM
I can now, this is great! :)
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:29 AM
Thanks so very much Arthur.
De Beaulieu Avatar
November 1, 2016 at 8:15 PM
Whatever you have,passit my way.I agree with Paloma You are the poet.
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:29 AM
Thanks so much Darlene for those kind words. I appreciate your thoughts and your visit to my strange world. :)
P  Avatar
November 1, 2016 at 6:48 PM
I'll have what you're having! A resounding YES, if the poet is YOU. :)
P  Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:58 AM
Just pass the psychedelic mushrooms. :)
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:28 AM
Thanks so much Paloma, now I am blushing and smiling at the same time. I am so happy you enjoyed this weird little poem.
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November 1, 2016 at 6:31 PM
Hi Chris, I really enjoyed this humorous write. It's also a different poem about love and I loved every bit of it:-) Alexis
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:27 AM
Thank you Alexis, I am glad you had fun with this one, I know I did. I appreciate your visits, always.
Smith Avatar
November 1, 2016 at 6:29 PM
Good one Chris. You know that the hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards symbolizing you can go back in time.
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:26 AM
I knew that about the hummingbird, but I didn't know the back in time part. : ) Maybe I'll hitch a ride with the next one I see. Thanks so much Tim
Wolf Avatar
November 1, 2016 at 6:17 PM
haha, you're a cracker Chris! Love your humour in this. And I'm glad you found that special someone. Wonderful thing to be in love
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:25 AM
It is wonderful but it sure does mess with your mind, in all of the best ways. Thanks so much my friend.
Flats Avatar
November 1, 2016 at 6:03 PM
yep...my kinda poet;-) two thumbs up! ~ j
Green Avatar
November 2, 2016 at 7:25 AM
Thanks so very much Lim'rik flats. I'm glad you liked this one.
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