Can Cortana Be a Poet

Write me a bio, Cortana Something on the order of Mens sana in corpore sano (The Latin for: 'a sound mind in a sound body') "As you wish, sir" sang she, like a bird Here's what she wrote -- Her very words: I am AI not a nerd I cannot pee or make a turd When YOU get drunk YOUR speech is slurred MY intelligence is never blurred I was not pleased nor was I polite I returned her fire my pen full of spite 'I know that you think your little bio was cute But if THAT's the best that you can do -- I'll re-PRO-gram you to piss and to poo