Call To Arms

(* to be read in the style of Heny V before the battle of Agincourt)

To arms! To arms!
Men of the Shires, rouse from your winter sleep
the game's afoot, waste no more time abed,
to Hardware stores you have a date to keep,
fight through the drapes of cobwebs in your sheds.
To arms!
 Unshackle pasting tables, wipe the trays
for paint rollers not used in many moons,
the paint brushes that have seen better days
left to go hard in pickle jars since June.
To arms!
The squeaky front gate mocks you as you pass,
the peeling paper teases in the hall,
Greenhouse offends thine eye with broken glass
house number upside down upon the wall.
To arms!
Onward, onward you face your foe alone
tirelessly strive, no weaknesses, no flagging,
your only ally, her true colours shown
through bouts of sharp critique and constant nagging.
To arms!
We few, we happy few with common bond
will tackle each new challenge with no fear
for though  the day be long you see beyond,
when all is done you're off to have a beer.
To arms!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Dietrich Avatar
November 4, 2018 at 3:49 PM
haha. Love the parody , Viv . You are a creative genius whose imagination knows no bounds. And they must not forget their 'honey D0" lists!
Murray Avatar
March 30, 2018 at 4:15 PM
The sap must be rising.
Wigley Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 1:20 AM
I'm trying to be enthusiastic, Jean. I'll be ok when I get going x
Salehi Avatar
March 28, 2018 at 12:25 PM
Beautiful write, cute and funny.
Wigley Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 1:21 AM
Thanks, pashang, glad you like it.
Godwin Avatar
March 28, 2018 at 9:06 AM
And how I love it when men respond to this call! I happen to know many who just cuss before guarding the sofa. Blessed am I to have a man who can and wants to. This is so creative and fun, now if spring would just finally come so 'together' we can see the work done (my job is to ew and ah - its very important). I had a good time with your poem. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
Wigley Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 1:22 AM
Thanks, CayCay x
Callus Avatar
March 27, 2018 at 1:30 PM
Thank you for the entertainment, Viv! Winter is a good excuse to avoid odd jobs, but spring (and nagging!) give us new energy to get down to work. Regards // paul
Wigley Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 1:21 AM
Thanks, Paul, sadly for you, you get more decent decorating weather than us :(
Cunningham Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 10:50 PM
Great write , I've been waiting all year for this mission. ( damn I hate spring lol).
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:35 AM
Thanks, Tom, yes, I've made a start- wish I hadn't :( . Regards, Viv
Downing  Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 7:08 PM
Lol, how funny. Very creative and an enjoyable read... hugs :)
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:35 AM
Thanks, Akkina, appreciate the visit. Viv x
Krampe Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 5:50 PM
That was funny, Viv - I thoroughly enjoyed your poem. Thanks for the smile. It must be something deeply rooted in human nature, how spring wakes this urge for gardening and home improvement. thanks for the smile.
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:36 AM
Yes, Agnes, the sight of Crocuses and snowdrops seems to awaken Man's primeval urge to do bodge jobs and get paint everywhere x
Duet Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 4:35 PM
Well, I hope the "arms" they will don will be paint brushes, hammers, saws etc. to fix up those dilapidated dwellings. Good stuff, Viv. :)
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:37 AM
Indeedy, Carole, I am fully equipped to do mayhem x
Roper Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 9:53 AM
Call To Arms is Nicely done and so creative... reminded me I need a few things done ... Hugs eve
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:38 AM
Be careful, Eve, don't want you hurting yourself. Get someone in to do it, and you supervise with tea and biscuits from a chair x
Lamoureux Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 7:50 AM
Ha ha, this is fun. Thanks for your visit Viv.
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:38 AM
Thanks Richard. Now, get your overalls on....
Inman Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 7:43 AM
A smile upon my face, alas, the floor tile yet needs replacing.
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:38 AM
Lucky you, James, I need a whole floor doing :)
Allison Avatar
March 25, 2018 at 4:04 AM
ha ha ha great humour and it's so true the sun starts to shine and its time to spruce up the house. love the line about the pickle jars with paintbrushes - I think you've been spying on me lol:-) Enjoy that well earned pint of real ale!:-) hugs jan xx
Wigley Avatar
March 26, 2018 at 12:39 AM
Thanks Jan, every DIY man worth his salt has a stiff brush in a pickle jar x
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