Call Me Mommy Cat

The cat with the blue eyes Told nothing but pure lies We both loved her for it Her name was Gee Norbit. Strangers on street would stare At her eyes and fluffy hair Admission we should have collected They looked as if they were infected Gee Norbit loved the attention she got She was a star, full of freedom and fraught Her amazing blue eyes amazed, and her lies enthralled. I was her handler, Mommy Cat is was what I was called She was stolen in the middle of the night My screaming was genuine, full of fright. Don’t be sad, and truly, do not be at all blue. For you see, I can tell a real whopper too…