C Da Dey I Rassled Ay Bear !

I rassled a bear when i was only two yars old... I wooda kilt him had i not hadda cold. I rassled with a crockedyle when i was three yars old... I ritely brag cause i'm really quite bold. I kicked a cougar's butt when i wuz but ownly four... That day i ownly walked away just kindda sore, That varment ran cause he didint want any moor. I rassled wit a rhino won day, i made him wished he nevert sawed me, i made dat sucker pay. Well today i just turnt five... If yew mess wit me yew wont b 2 long alive. Well, i gotta go pee pee, bye, bye.