Buying a New Computer

The salesman said, “This computer will do everything, but wipe your butt!” My wife said, “If you buy that thing … please tell me … you didn’t buy all of that scuttlebutt?” My brother said, “Mine is bigger and better than yours – more potential and way more storage capacity,” My friend said, “Most important, does it have AI capability?” My neighbor said, “That machine will still be fully functional long after you’re dead!” I said, “I’ll take it. After all that’s been said!” written February 5, 2022 especially for "Let's Explore Digital Technology" Poetry Contest sponsored by Simon Rogerson