Buyer's Remorse

It’s only a matter of course
That a buyer is filled with remorse.
     What looked good at first glance
     May soon lose its romance
And become what you’d never endorse.

If it’s possible, get to the source,
Checking out if they’ll really enforce
     “No returns.” As a rule,
     Some exchanges are cool;
Well, except in the case of divorce!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Dietrich Avatar
March 11, 2016 at 10:48 PM
haha, you are too good at these, Ilene!!
Rigoler Avatar
March 11, 2016 at 8:27 PM
A double limerick! Great last line, too! Always a pleasure to read you, Ilene. Thanks for stopping by. / M
Murray Avatar
March 11, 2016 at 2:04 PM
I'm laughing. If only we could return our damaged goods Ilene.
Turner Avatar
March 10, 2016 at 5:24 PM
Thank you for the smile, Irene, Love your sharp wit. Peace my friend:)
Manassian Avatar
March 10, 2016 at 4:54 PM
Oh dear....I NEVER saw that last line coming. :) You are something, my dear. How do you do it? Smooth flow....interesting topic, humor to boot. :)
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