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Butt Hair - For Anne Lise

At Peter’s head I had to stare ...
His hairpiece was made of butt hair
It kept blowing off
I started to scoff
I’m gasping to get some fresh air!

Inspired by the picture posted by Anne-Lise for her poem 'Hair in the soup' and an old joke about butt hair blowing off

09/17/20

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Judy Ball March 21, 2021 at 3:03 AM Too funny and love the pic. God Bless, JB

Jack Horne September 28, 2020 at 7:56 AM LOL, had a good chuckle here - I bet he had a middle parting

Emilia James September 21, 2020 at 3:56 AM lol, thank you for the chuckle Jan, I'm a big fan of Limericks, wish I could do them. Emilia x : ) Jan Allison September 22, 2020 at 12:33 PM they take me 2 minutes to write, am happy to help if you need:-) hugs jan xx Emilia James September 22, 2020 at 2:05 AM Thank you Jan and will do, Emilia x : ) Jan Allison September 21, 2020 at 5:09 AM If you ever need any help just soup mail me:-)hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin September 19, 2020 at 4:52 PM I needed the smile, Thanks Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 7:30 AM glad to oblige mark:-) hugs jan xx

Sean Kelly September 18, 2020 at 8:49 AM Quick and clever presentation Jan - Yes ! as Shakespeare said "Toupe or not Toupe-Now that is the ? Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 7:30 AM lol, long as its nt butt hair or they may get a wigging lol:-0 hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen September 18, 2020 at 1:41 AM - omg ... :)))))) ... laughter muscles got stuck - I'm gasping to get my breath back ... many thanks, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 7:31 AM thanks for the inspiration my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham September 18, 2020 at 12:53 AM Haha a cracker, reminded me of two yobs who went for a meal and one put his hand down his shorts and put it on the meal that was almost eaten, they got the bill reduced but when staff looked on cctv they were horrified at what they saw, yuck, some people. Tom Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 7:31 AM oh thats terrible Tom:-( hugs jan xx

John Watt September 17, 2020 at 11:57 PM You 'crack' me up, Jan! You are a bottomless source of funny limericks. Hugs ~ John Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 7:32 AM very 'punny' John:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar September 17, 2020 at 10:47 PM You always make me laugh. ~~ Jan Allison September 20, 2020 at 7:32 AM I try to make folk smile Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf September 17, 2020 at 5:57 PM Now this is some very rare poetic air. ~ I still can breathe. lol :)

Judy Ball September 17, 2020 at 4:57 PM Now this made me laugh out loud. Loved the pic. What a sense of humor. This iis definitely a keeper. God Bless, JB

Kim Rodrigues September 17, 2020 at 1:08 PM LOL. The picture reminds me about the time I worked in preschool. The lead teacher was not there yet when the special guest arrived to talk about dinosaurs. She walked in and about fell on the floor when our guest was dressed like a caveman...oh yeah...and his outfit was quite short...LOL