Bull O Ney!

I was travelin’ one day in Monroe
when I met a fair maid with a hoe.
Her garden was full.
Then in came the bull
so, she thought why not steak to go!

Her cupboard was bare, no meat was there!
And she liked her kabobs med’um rare…
She thought of baloney
but then, naw, that’s phony....
and she booked for that bull on a tear!

*Please read Constance’s (A Rambling Poet’s) Limerick Baloney!

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Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/16/2010 8:35:00 PM
Deb, I loved the first one the best. It had a really good limerick beat and was quite funny. Congrats. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 8/16/2010 5:50:00 AM
Congratulations to you Deb on your win in John Freeman and Carolyn Devonshire's shared contest "Double Limerick Inspiration". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/15/2010 9:52:00 PM
Very funny Deborah and congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/15/2010 6:02:00 PM
Congrats on the well deserved win, DeborAH
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Date: 8/15/2010 4:49:00 PM
Congrats for your well deserved win, dear Deb. Alll the best, Iolanda
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Date: 8/15/2010 4:17:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/15/2010 2:59:00 PM
Hooray for you again!!!! Your are on a winning streak...well deserved!! :)
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Date: 8/15/2010 2:49:00 PM
Congratulations Debbie on your place, and thanks for the special effort. Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/15/2010 2:41:00 PM
Congrats Debbie on your winning poem in the Double Limerick contest with this great piece.. enjoy a big win this happy Sunday TEACH.. luv pupil.. Italiano..haha..
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Date: 8/14/2010 10:26:00 AM
Deborah, if you already entered this one, great! (Check and make sure it's entered) I just don't know who entered. John is receiving the entries. Hope we can rouse the limerick-writing troups. Appreciate your help! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/8/2010 2:11:00 PM
Great take on Constance's poem, Deborah! And quite a creative use of language for the rhyme scheme as well. Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 8/8/2010 4:41:00 AM
Interesting thoughts that you have penned...Good luck in the contest..Sara..Send soup mail explaining your new contest...Sara
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Date: 8/6/2010 2:18:00 PM
By the way.....A clever use of Constance's baloney !!! :)
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Date: 8/6/2010 2:08:00 PM
Hey Debbie....check soup mail please!
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Date: 8/6/2010 12:00:00 PM
Very cool TEACH..good luck.. I also wrote from Constance's Limerick God Created It For Me earlier today.. its Creation Conquers.. and she approved and it was great fun.. good luck ..and happy weekend.. luv..
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Date: 8/6/2010 6:34:00 AM
funny limerick, yep a bull would be a great gift.
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Date: 8/6/2010 6:20:00 AM
No bull , Debs , but you were fast out off the blocks , with this clever piece . Is it ok for me to follow-up , with a meat limerick ?? ...
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