Bud and the Fox Stole Lady

At the bar, a deaf bartender Who got orders wrong quite a lot Was so very big and mean that Bud and I just bought what we got Bud liked a "miss" in a fox stole And to her, he made it quite clear Whenever I said, "Bud, why her?" The bartender brought us a beer! With quite a few mixed up orders It started to get blurry as heck One thing became clear however The "fox stole" was a hairy neck!