Bud and the Fox Stole Lady

At the bar, a deaf bartender
Who got orders wrong quite a lot
Was so very big and mean that
Bud and I just bought what we got

Bud liked a "miss" in a fox stole
And to her, he made it quite clear
Whenever I said, "Bud, why her?"
The bartender brought us a beer!

With quite a few mixed up orders
It started to get blurry as heck
One thing became clear however
The "fox stole" was a hairy neck!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Faulkner Avatar
March 18, 2018 at 10:11 AM
Totally a great one for St Paddy's day!
Adams Avatar
March 18, 2018 at 11:23 AM
Well, I guess so with the beer and all. OK! I'll go for that!.....Thank you Michelle for your comment!!!...pat
Wanter Avatar
March 3, 2018 at 10:53 AM
That's an Irish Pub song, fer shure! Laugh, laugh.
Adams Avatar
March 18, 2018 at 11:21 AM
And it's a lie, dee, lie, dee, lie!!!! Well, at least purely fiction, born of a little too much Guinness!!!!....Patrick
Gauthier Avatar
March 2, 2018 at 6:21 PM
LOL - so funny !!! You are unbelievable, Pat.
Adams Avatar
March 18, 2018 at 11:18 AM
Thank you Line, and not to brag but I've got a pretty hairy neck myself!!!...........Pat
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