Brick-N-Brac Brut

Let's all gather 'round For a large glass of cheer The way that we do it At the first of each year What brand of champagne I can't give a real hoot As long as it's not Brick-n-Brac Brut It's Brick-n-Brac Brut Thats ruined my life I lost all my friends My kids and my wife I didn't quiet know what life was about 'Till my hair started thinning And my teeth all fell out No never again, Will I drink such a brew I'll drink wine, I'll drink beer I'll drink liquor with you Since abstaining of it, this point is now moot But, never no never drink Brick-n-Brac Brut