Breaking Up With a Moron

I didn't find her in a mensa meeting we never talked about quantum physics and i never asked her about her IQ of course i meet her in an irish pub telling the truth she is striking pretty blue eyes round butt beautiful boobs but that's about it one day she told me "when it rains it gets wet" and the other day "somebody has to do something about this guy Hitler he is really-really a bad ass" at the very end she asked me about the cave men "why the government doesn't move them to affordable housing at the projects and give them welfare and mass health" and more stupid ideas like this every day until i left without notice to relocate to another universe with creatures who talk after they think about stuff and common sense...