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BREAKING NEWS We have breaking news right here on the soup! You can travel back in time if you write about poop. Back to sixth grade is where we’ll get sent. There is a time machine waiting that’ll send back our scent. We can giggle at farts that we rip in the hall. Or maybe grease one out when we pick up a ball. Back to sixth grade? Where do I sign? That would be better than reading poems that whine all the time. From the seat of our bikes, we’d pass gas all around. A smellier bunch would never be found. Just don’t lite a match, it could blow down your door. We all could read comics about Iron Man and Thor. For a seat back in time, a stinker I’ve got. If it’s all about poop, then I’ll give it a shot. I hope you’ve enjoyed this rhyme I’ve sent forth. It’s a fart just for you, sent down from the North.

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Date: 12/12/2021 11:01:00 AM
Back with Congratulations on your POTW win. Have a great/blessed day..................
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Date: 12/12/2021 5:42:00 AM
If you're joining this site then do things right/ Because if you don't you're in for a fight/ So you've had your warning/ And you won't be laughing/ When the bulldog barks and takes a big bite... Congrats Mark on POTW. Tom
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/12/2021 6:23:00 AM
Thanks Tom, I just try my best to defend my friends! If a bite is required then a bite will be given!
Date: 12/7/2021 9:26:00 PM
Great job, Mark, and much fun reading. Who'da thunk it...POEM OF THE WEEK!!! That's quite an honor, in my humble opinion. Congratulations!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/12/2021 6:22:00 AM
I guess the powers that be like the poo!
Date: 12/6/2021 5:41:00 AM
Ha Ha, love it Mark, congratulations on POTW! We love our poop poems :)
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/12/2021 6:21:00 AM
Thanks, let it flow!
Date: 12/6/2021 4:34:00 AM
Another potw! Congrats!!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/12/2021 6:21:00 AM
Thank you so much Lin!
Date: 12/5/2021 1:13:00 PM
Mark, funny and congratulations on POEM OF THE WEEK ~ peace and tranquility _Constance
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/12/2021 6:20:00 AM
Thanks Constance!
Date: 12/5/2021 12:44:00 PM
Funny, wait till you're in your 60's and up :) Congratulations on POTW.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/12/2021 6:20:00 AM
Lol, I’m getting close
Date: 12/5/2021 9:47:00 AM
Hilarious Mark, just what I needed. A well earned honour of poem of the week, keep squeezing them out… Belle
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/12/2021 6:20:00 AM
Thanks Belle!
Date: 12/5/2021 8:33:00 AM
POEM OF THE WEEEEK! Many congrats Mark xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/5/2021 8:58:00 AM
Well look at that, I would have never guessed this would get POTW. Thank you my friend!
Date: 11/30/2021 10:45:00 PM
LOL so funny!!!! :)
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/1/2021 8:15:00 AM
This one surely stinks but I’m glad brought some giggles
Date: 11/30/2021 3:34:00 PM
Hello Mark ... seems always to be a form of amusement that starts in the school days and never dulls. Your poem did bring on a smile - thanks Mark - Lindsay
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/1/2021 8:13:00 AM
Kids usually are little stinkers. I’m glad you enjoyed!
Date: 11/30/2021 2:28:00 PM
"Grease one out...?" Never mind explaining. It's something I'm probably better off not knowing. :) I'm going to fave this one, Mark. It makes a great follow-up to our collaboration POTD.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 12/1/2021 8:13:00 AM
Maybe that term was just used up here. Thanks for the fave! I was inspired by what the wind carried in.
Date: 11/30/2021 11:39:00 AM
This is absolutely hilariarse Mark - you should title it Fart ... breaking news lol:-) hugs Jan xx OMG my captcha is SBD lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 11/30/2021 12:04:00 PM
The bots have been winded, lol
Date: 11/30/2021 11:38:00 AM
You must have more explosive releases than the Mighty Thor if it travels down that far from the North! More power to ya, Mark! ha ha ha
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Mark Koplin
Date: 11/30/2021 11:59:00 AM
I can drop the hammer too! Lol

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