Beryl Edmonds Poet Rhyme

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Written - 8th December 2023

Your Favourite Short Christmas Poem - Old or New Poetry Contest

Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich

Brand New Christmas Poem-Mr and Mrs Claus

Mrs Claus made a viagra eggnog 
To energise ol’ Santa Claus Yule log
His frozen south pole recovered large-scale
Wagging frisky as a puppy dogs tail.

Mrs Claus dumplings hubby does adore
Her stew warms up her Santa’s inner core
Gravy so thick that it sticks to their lips 
Leading to bliss of a lingering kiss.

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Linda Alice Fowler December 22, 2023 at 3:16 PM So cute and funny Belle! Congratulations! :) Beryl Edmonds December 22, 2023 at 5:17 PM Thank you Linda ~ Belle

Andrea Dietrich December 22, 2023 at 1:15 PM Love your humor here. Big congrats Beryl Edmonds December 22, 2023 at 5:16 PM Thank you Andrea… Belle

Bill Baker December 20, 2023 at 2:11 PM Hooch and a smooch! I like it, Belle. I think Andrea will like it as well. Good luck in the contest! Mery Christmas, Bill Beryl Edmonds December 20, 2023 at 4:12 PM Thank you Bill, I’m pleased you like the Limerick. Merry Christmas to you too… Belle

Jennifer Proxenos December 18, 2023 at 11:58 PM Hey Beryl , what can i say other than what a frisky couple the Clauses have become, good for them.XCS Happy Christmas to you and yours Beryl, Hugs and blessings, JENNIFER.! Beryl Edmonds December 20, 2023 at 4:15 PM Hi Jennifer, no doubt the Clauses will have a Merry Christmas. Hope you and yours enjoy the Christmas festivities too… Belle

Sara Kendrick December 18, 2023 at 3:26 AM Glad Ms. Claus can make such a warm stew. Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go. Thank you for sharing it with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K Beryl Edmonds December 18, 2023 at 5:08 AM Thank you very much Sara, enjoy the run up to Christmas… Belle

Charles Messina December 14, 2023 at 4:46 AM I love this, Belle. So hilarious! BOL in the contest. Merry Christmas to you and your family. All the best...Charlie Beryl Edmonds December 14, 2023 at 2:23 PM Thank you Charlie, I’m so pleased you found these Limericks hilarious, that’s what it’s all about. Also thanks for the best wishes. All the best to you too… Belle

David Fisher December 13, 2023 at 4:29 PM Oh, this gets one in the Christmas spirit! So funny and clever; a gift. Beryl Edmonds December 13, 2023 at 7:49 PM Thank you David, pleased to read those words, appreciated… Belle

Sotto Poet December 8, 2023 at 1:16 PM Belle, this was such a poignant, expressive, and astute piece that it brought a smile to my face. You possess an excellent sense of humor. You have a linguistic ability that is at once tender and profound. Beryl Edmonds December 8, 2023 at 5:24 PM Pleased this read gave you a smile Sotto, thank you for your appraisal I do appreciate what you’ve said… Belle

Anne-Lise Andresen December 8, 2023 at 12:54 PM - :) ... very funny Christmas poem, Belle ... a winner ... :))) - hugs Beryl Edmonds December 8, 2023 at 5:20 PM Thanks Anne-Lise, pleased you found this a funny read :) Hugs, Belle

Deb M December 8, 2023 at 12:43 PM Whooo thats a bit saucy Belle haha!! So funny!! Debx Beryl Edmonds December 8, 2023 at 5:18 PM A bit saucy I know, but Hey-Ho there we go. Thank you Deb… Belle

Daniel Turner December 8, 2023 at 12:25 PM I guess thats one way to make sure you get the gift you want:) Love the humor, Belle. Merry Christmas! Beryl Edmonds December 8, 2023 at 12:33 PM I imagine it is :) Thank you Daniel… Merry Christmas to you too… Belle

Silent One December 8, 2023 at 11:09 AM oh this one made me smile.. You have a great sense of humour.. Beryl Edmonds December 8, 2023 at 11:25 AM Thamk you Silent One, I just love humorous poems especially Limericks… Belle