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Brain Drain

I've lost my keys a million times, So often that it really seems a crime. I think it very odd where they turn up, One time I found them in my coffee cup... You might think Id keep them in my purse, But that just makes things so much worse. That thing resembles a bottomless pit, Couldn't find nuthin' there I must admit... They say it's caused by brains that shrivel, But I gotta think that's just pure drivel. If so ,today I probably wouldn't be alive, Since I've been loosing keys since I was 25...! Why can't I find my keys? For the contest..

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 9/2/2010 5:14:00 PM
I relate totally! your purse sounds just like mine:) lol
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Date: 8/22/2010 11:19:00 AM
Dear Barbara, Put a smile on my face Superb Congratulations on YOUR Well Deserved Win LOVE YOU ALWAYS...HG
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Date: 8/12/2010 3:04:00 PM
It's the wee people Barbara, little borrowers living in the walls and under the floor! Try sprinkling flour on the floor tonight, you'll see! Congrats on your win!
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Date: 8/12/2010 10:54:00 AM
Congratulations Barbara on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "How Do I Answer That Question ". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/11/2010 10:51:00 PM
Very good and probably not the answer but funny. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/11/2010 9:36:00 PM
Oh Barbara, no shrivelling brain could write anything like this poem, congrats on your win, excellent. Harry
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Date: 8/11/2010 8:49:00 PM
Congrats Barb on your winning poem in Paula's contest with this spectacular write and win .. enjoy another sweet victory..with luv..
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Date: 8/11/2010 8:39:00 PM
Congrats on the win, Barbara
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Date: 8/10/2010 5:50:00 AM
Another day of fasinating reading ahead of me I see. Thank you for sharing your poetry with us Barbara. I enjoyed reading your poetry today. Wishing you the best always. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/9/2010 11:56:00 PM
put tem in a basket by the door or a hook. I hook mine on my pocket book.
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Date: 8/9/2010 6:57:00 PM
I accidently put my bikini in the dryer and the plastic hook melted. Now I bought a new one-piece leopard swimsuit with a black skirt at a consignment shop and it "suits" me just fine. No need for a tent when you're among lady friends. We accept each other just as we are. Love you, Carolyn
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Date: 8/9/2010 6:39:00 PM
LNC, if you think your brain has shriveled, there's not much hope for the rest of us is there. You're one sharp cookie! But please tell me how the keys ended up in a coffee cup. This one I have to hear!. Soup mail. Love, Carolyn
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