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Bombs Away

Though fully dressed for a wedding
I could not resist the buffet,
Fine lipstick wore off for a refill
Of dessert from a laden tray.

Soon, full tummy began to roll
Up, down like the hall’s throbbing light
My rear needed to drop a bomb;
Restraining the urge,’ not tonight!’

As bridesmaid, I pulled the doves’ cage
While they zoomed off, my eyes sensed it
Before rushing to the girl’s loo,
My gown streaked with birds’ deposit!



Everyone Poops Contest of Roy Jerden
7/30/2015

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Skat A September 24, 2015 at 11:49 AM Nette, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT

Tim Ryerson September 22, 2015 at 4:35 AM Hilarious!! And where did you find that picture? Just the other day, my car got splattered by what must have been a buzzard or a VERY large owl because it covered half my windshield...Congrats my friend! - Tim

Dan Cwiak September 22, 2015 at 3:03 AM They do tend to let us have it, don't they. Great write.

Viv Wigley September 22, 2015 at 1:59 AM Elegant, Nette, with a vivid mental image. Congrats, Viv

Dr. Upma A. Sharma September 22, 2015 at 12:26 AM Congrats on ur very witty winning write nette!

Paul Callus August 1, 2015 at 2:57 PM Dignified humour, I would say, Nette!! Bet most of this was caught on camera:) hugs // paul

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser August 1, 2015 at 1:05 AM Nette with that grace and humor!!wow!!~ 17 or 18? See ya~Olive Eloisa hugs!!

Cecilia Macfarlane July 30, 2015 at 6:59 PM Hahaha....Nette, this is a priceless write for the contest. Well done! Hugs

Afolabi Muideen July 30, 2015 at 5:44 PM A wonderful write Nette. It so lovely, good luck in the contest.............A.M.

Andrea Dietrich July 30, 2015 at 3:41 PM oh my, a double whammy on that wedding day. Can you imagine being in a gown too difficult to get out of? Cute title on this one too!

Rhoma Em July 30, 2015 at 2:51 PM Hahaha! The doves won the poop game and the laughs are on you. Rollickin' poem like a comical scene!

Tim Smith July 30, 2015 at 1:55 PM Oh my, I'm sure we've all been there ...good luck Tim

Leon Datu July 30, 2015 at 10:59 AM Top of the heap, fun poem. Laughing hard at the rumbling tummy and the doves. ' Drop the bomb' was a BOMB!

Eileen Manassian July 30, 2015 at 8:33 AM This is a tough contest to write for, dear. you did it with finesse. Good luck! Hugs

Anne-Lise Andresen July 30, 2015 at 5:34 AM - Well done for this contest ...... accident we can laugh at in retrospect :) - Good luck in the contest, Nette - hugs // Anne-Lise :)