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B*lly Pop's Pill (VIAGRA) Let me tell you a story about my grandpa B*lly. He popped too many pills to encourage his w*ly Instead he earned a new name for being Silly We call him B*lly PoP's Pill Poor grandpa was way over the hill To him his stock was still a big deal I scheduled him an appointment to visit his Doc. He did not want to understand he had no more rocks. Poor grandpa reminisces the days when he was a jock. His Doc, Prescribed him two bottles of xx Hot VIAGRA Grandpa B*lly popped them as if there was no tomorrow Now he is sweating like the Falls in Niagara Grandpa did not listen to the Doc's lead B*lly Pop's Pill until his urine started to bleed Grandpa started acting as if he was on speed Grandpa popped out with his inflatable doll Mrs.Lill Soon I discovered he swallowed every single VIAGRA pill I took him to the hospital after he got real ill I told the Doc, my grandpa is over the age of sixty five. He almost overdose drinking all them wanna be pills His only reaction was popping out with zits and hives. At the hospital my grandpa was dreaming of Woodstock. Next thing you know I see him on top of the Doc. I laughed at the fact that my grandpa got over his s*men block. I took grandpa home he had sick sticky cobbwebs on his hand At that point he was no longer under the Doc's command Alone at last in his room with Mrs.Lill was his master plan. The bottom line is my grandpa is sparking what was not alive. Now he is over 65 with an enormous sex drive. Who would have guessed it took all them pills to revive his thrive I'm glad my grandpa tried xx Hot VIAGRA when his feelings where gone. Now he abuses his inflatable dolls with all his hard on's Addicted to Viagra he buys a new doll ever time he is done.. .By:P.D.
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