Blind Date

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Blind Date Lonely for so long now so excited I can't wait! My best friend had set me up with someone on a date. I showed up a little early to pick up this date of mine. I'd seen her face before in a flick called Frankenstein. She said she liked my suit and tie I said I had a tailor. She got a run in her panty hose and started cussing like a sailor. Arriving at the restaurant where my best friend I spied. He was standing in a corner where he laughed so hard he cried. She ordered the whole menu she maxed out my credit card. Suddenly I realized life alone ain't quite so hard. Finally I slipped away and split out the back door. I got myself a new best friend and I don't date no more. May 4th 2015

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Skat A

Date: 6/2/2015 12:14:00 AM

Edwin, congratulations on your awesome win. **SKAT**

Carrie Richards

Date: 6/1/2015 3:11:00 PM

Sometimes the blind date thing is a risk not worth taking !!! Perhaps a date should come with references !!! lol !! Cute poem, Edwin !!

Edwin Hofert
Date: 6/2/2015 5:02:00 AM

I think personally it's always been my best friends that should have been made to give references lol. Though I admit it wouldn't have mattered lol God bless!!

Eve Roper

Date: 6/1/2015 1:33:00 PM

Funny I would have done the same. Congratulations on your win :~)

Edwin Hofert
Date: 6/2/2015 4:58:00 AM

LOL Thank you!! God bless!!!

Jan Allison

Date: 6/1/2015 11:22:00 AM

Dropping back with my congrats Edwin:-) Hugs jan xx

Edwin Hofert
Date: 6/2/2015 4:55:00 AM

Thank you thank you! What a nice surprise! <3!! God bless!

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/4/2015 10:25:00 AM

lol! Hilarious! hahaha...Read it 3x. Loved it so much. Uh, hope it's not all true, Ed. A perfect 7! Hey, can you spin some more like this? You're really very good at this! You might notice me and Jan almost always comment on the same poets, it's because we love to have some love to balance the all more often than not serious or sad poetry whish is normal. The humorous ones are the dessert! lol! PS. I'm ok, Ed, thanks! Hope you are, really. :) Kim

Edwin Hofert
Date: 5/4/2015 10:52:00 AM

LOL I got lot's more lol And I'll be happy to share them. <3 :)

Jan Allison

Date: 5/4/2015 5:47:00 AM

ha ha ha reminds me of my disastrous date poem I posted recently - great humour - makes staying single appealing lol:-)Hugs Jan xx

Edwin Hofert
Date: 5/4/2015 9:31:00 AM

AMEN! LOL