James Fraser Poet Limerick

Blind Date

Finally my life's now unstuck
A blind date, stroke of luck
For tomorrow I'll greet
She stays just down the street
The courage I'll just have to pluck

It's the morning of my blind date
In a way I just can't wait
Into town I shall go
And go with life's flow
Lets hope it all turns out great

The evening starts out real well
Her shapes make my eyes surely tell
She's so buxom and pert
Makes this man so alert
More than my heart starts to swell

On the couch I move in for a kiss
Full hands I'm so much in bliss
My luck turns to yuck
Her teeth out, now she sucks
A blind date I would never have wished








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Cecilia Macfarlane October 31, 2011 at 9:23 PM Longing and desire, followed by dashed hopes....made me giggle...love it James.

October 10, 2011 at 7:35 PM Got a chuckle out of this ending. Thanks for the day brightener. Karen

Sheila Wilson October 9, 2011 at 5:51 PM Avery funny twist to the tale

Sheila Wilson October 9, 2011 at 5:51 PM Avery funny twist to the tale

Nette Onclaud October 9, 2011 at 1:32 PM king, you are a jester in my palace.. i knight thee, lool... super! from huggy princess! :)

Francine Roberts October 8, 2011 at 4:32 PM that would certainly put a damper on any date, very humorous limerick James

Prince Ekpemandu October 8, 2011 at 3:32 PM hahahahaha...nice diction.....please never go on a blind date..they always turn out bad,even worse.....

Zzzzz Zzzzz October 8, 2011 at 3:19 PM Teeth falling out would indeed be a turn-off! A fun write...hope it is only fiction!