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Bleach In Flask No Need To Mask

Immune to the virus, I am. I eat green eggs and ham. That I eat daily with a fork. Hah, science, I’m no dork! I use Johnson & Johnson shampoo. So I’m topically vaxxed, immune too! Sure add bleach in my drinking water. Since Covid can’t live where it’s hotter. Wearing a mask is just for Halloween. Needles are for fun, not a vaccine. So screw your mask, I’ll see you later. From my bed, and shiny new ventilator.

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