Black Stetson and a Stone Cold Heart

Now Jake was a Dapper man Black Stetson and great style Ladies were afraid of him Even with that sparkling smile They all feared his presence Although he looked so cool They may have been attracted Yet these ladies were no fools Never look him in the eye Best to give him a wide berth The old men tried to warn me For Jake life had little worth They agreed that Jake had style Sadly he's as mean as they come Nothing but a smooth talker With a solid silver gun I watched him for a moment Then it seems I caught his eye Walking slowly towards me With his gun strapped to his thigh I wasn't seeking trouble Still it was coming my way I stared him straight in the eye and said "come make my day!" For a moment he waivered He was used to seeing fear Before he pulled his gun I shot him in the ear With that he dropped his gun Because I drew too fast If he made another move It would surely be his last Now they call him one eared Jake He's not such a dapper man It's much harder to get dressed I shot some fingers off his hand A Shadowlam production. Brought to you by Shadow Hamilton and Richard Lamoureux. Thank you Shadow for Dapper Jake and for letting me add to your story. This was fun!