Black Friday At the Hospital

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle. I've been wounded and I'm spending Black Friday at the hospital. Gamestop announced that they were knocking 80 percent off of Playstation 4s. Less than one hour later, paramedics wheeled me through the hospital doors. I tried to grab a PS4 from a woman, I thought because she was a woman, she wouldn't put up a fight. But she stabbed, clawed, poked and she even decided to bite. I really wanted that Playstation 4 because of how little it cost. But when that woman was through, a lot of my blood was lost. I'm at the hospital on Black Friday and it's a real shame. Why did I want that PS4, I don't even like video games.