Bitch Bitch Bitch

Oh Dear God, I so want to be alone! Nobody around to care for Nobody around to please Nobody around to complain Nobody around to judge To be a pig To leave a mess in the kitchen for tomorrow To drink a beer for breakfast, find my cleanest dirty shirt and drink another for dessert Love is sweet agony Please just go away Love is divine torture Please! Won’t you stay! I’ll do just what you want, But let me do it my way I’m not a mind reader So please show me the way I want you to be happy I toil so hard every day But I get a bunch of blah I don’t know what to say You’re always so crass It must be hard to be so angry every day? Love can be a ***** Love can be an ass Love can be a hole Love can give you gas Love can be beautiful Love can be sweet Love can be comforting Love just can’t be beat