Billy the Goat

My neighbour's goat is called Billy.
He is starting to drive me silly.
He keeps nibbling my bush.
If I give him a douche.
He might stop then, will he??

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Date: 8/9/2017 9:04:00 PM
Hi Jean: I love goats. Mares eat oats And goats eat oats and little lambs eat ivy a kid'll eat ivy too, wooden shoe? Great limerick, Jean!
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Jean Murray
Date: 8/10/2017 5:34:00 AM
I woodened...would you?
Date: 8/9/2017 6:09:00 PM
Oh, Jean, are you being a naughty lady here? I see a double meaning here and I LOVE it.
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Jean Murray
Date: 8/9/2017 6:25:00 PM
Naughty?? Moi???
Date: 8/7/2017 9:14:00 PM
Goats are loveable, but oh so unpredictable! You never know what they will pull! This is humorous and cute Jean! : )
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Jean Murray
Date: 8/8/2017 3:42:00 AM
Morning Connie. Thank you for your visit.
Date: 8/2/2017 2:11:00 PM
Shhhh you said you wouldn't call me Billy here!!!!!! LOL loved this.
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Jean Murray
Date: 8/2/2017 2:32:00 PM
You are such a bold Billy goat Art.
Date: 8/1/2017 10:40:00 PM
Haha...love it Jean
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Jean Murray
Date: 8/2/2017 1:12:00 AM
Could you sort out my Billy Timmy?
Date: 8/1/2017 7:07:00 PM
Fun limerick :)
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Jean Murray
Date: 8/2/2017 1:11:00 AM
Morning Agnes. Thank you.
Date: 8/1/2017 6:08:00 PM
ha ha ha Jean this really made me smile as i used to have a goat called Billy and he would eat everything is sight lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 8/1/2017 6:26:00 PM
Hi Jan. A friend of mine put these thoughts in my head this evening. She's very naughty!
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Jean Murray
Date: 8/1/2017 6:26:00 PM
Hi Jan. A friend of mine put these thoughts in my head this evening. She's very naughty!
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