Billow the Sails!

Aye and it’d be “Land Ho”, ya lazy landlubbers! It’s where ya’d be if ya’d had yer druthers, Braggin’ the seven seas and swiggin’ pints of ale, Chasin’ maidens and wishin’ on a mermaid tail! Look sharp! Turn to! heave ho! All hands on deck, Er I’ll have hemp stretchin’ round yer neck! Thars work at be done afore ya see yer lovely Bettys, Grab rudder afore ya run er up on the the jetties! This old ship is mine from crow’s nest ta keel, Heave to er you’ll be beggin yer next meal! Swing the yardarm, rig the jibs, look lively, set sail! Follow the south end a that north bound whale! Put on yer sea legs and hand me the long glass We be after silver mateys! Copper and brass! Yu'd rob the gems off the pearly gates! BILLOW THE SAILS, MATES!!