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Bill and Monica - Limerick

Bill And Monica - Limerick There once was a girl called Monica Bill played her like a harmonica Placed cigars in her rear News said that was ***** Both caught on surveillance electronica

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Mark J. Halliday

Date: 12/24/2014 5:04:00 PM

Nice write. I thought when Clinton was elected over Dole that it was a triumph of hucksterism over character.

Earl Schumacker
Date: 12/24/2014 7:36:00 PM

Hi Mark, Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I know my little creation will offend many people but I'm ok with that. In a corporate setting he would have been fired on the spot for sporting at work (The Oval Office....our home, that we pay for with our tax dollars.) I'm more disturbed that he wasted and tainted a perfectly good Cuban Cigar. Have a very Merry Christmas. Earl

Jan Allison

Date: 12/24/2014 2:42:00 PM

I remember he said he did not have sex with this woman lol - lies, damn lies and political interpretation lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/24/2014 7:33:00 PM

LOL:-) Happy Christmas my friend - it is Christmas day here in the UK:-) Hugs Jan xx

Earl Schumacker
Date: 12/24/2014 7:30:00 PM

Hi Jan, Thank you. I hope you liked my silly invention. Clinton told the grand jury during the impeachment inquiry that, "It depends on what the word "is" is. In other words, "What is the meaning of "is". He was a master of language manipulation and he wasted a perfectly good Cuban Cigar. I will never forgive him for that. I hope you have a wonderful and peaceful Christmas. Merry Christmas. Take care. Have fun. Earl

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 12/24/2014 4:56:00 AM

Enjoyed the humorous write in this time of the year, Merry Christmas, Earl

Dr.Ram Mehta
Date: 12/24/2014 6:22:00 AM

Hi Earl, I know the affair s outdated. I two wrote a poem on the event "Money-Ca"

Earl Schumacker
Date: 12/24/2014 5:32:00 AM

Good morning Dr. Mehta Thanks! I'm glad you liked it. It is a little outdated. I doubt if too many people remember the Starr Report findings in the Clinton scandal. I know the last line is a little stretched for the syllable count but I thought it was good enough to post just for fun. Have a very Merry Christmas. Have fun! Earl