Big Pharma's Side Effects

I heard that Big Pharma's got so much money in their greedy little hands, that they are buying up hugh chunks of property across the land, one of them in particular, a popular honeymoon tourist attraction, located on the NY Canadian border, where honeymooners like to gather, the men there getting hooked on a little blue pill, which they take on their honeymoon, when they feel the gumption to, side effects being, high blood pressure, headaches, stomach pain, diarrhea, nausea and looking like an awry railroad crossing malfunction, they take it nonetheless, hoping and praying for the best, which is what Big Pharma wanted all along, so they now changed the tourist attraction name, on behalf of one of their best sellers, going from Niagra to Viagra Falls thanks to all the guinea pig fellas!