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Big Jack

BIG JACK

“Big Jack’s Chevrolet!”
That’s Big Jack talking his cars
He is pathetic!
Jack has a hyena voice
Uses hands to make a point

It’s one of two things –
He’s too tight to pay a pro
(thinks he’s just as good)
Or    he loves to see himself
Big Jack    on TELEVISION!

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Copyright © Daver Austin | Year Posted 2011

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Elizabeth Wesley Date: 1/2/2012 8:54:00 AM I've dealt with one of these in the past, had greasy hair too. You give a great picture of what most of them are like. Login to Reply

Michelle Mac Donald Date: 5/7/2011 9:02:00 AM Very witty write, Daver! We don't get "Big Jack" with his yap here.:) Obviously no a favorite of yours. Doesn't sound like he'd be great to advertise his product. However, he has cetainly caught your attention, in a most invasive way..lol Best wishes to you!! Mikki Login to Reply

James Foulk Date: 4/6/2011 7:11:00 PM we have car dealers like that here also. it is so funny as this piece you wrote. enjoyed it. Login to Reply

Elaine George Date: 3/31/2011 6:35:00 PM You paint a vivid halarious picture with this one, Daver. Lainie Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 3/31/2011 2:31:00 PM funny....we all know a big jack-ass Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 3/31/2011 12:03:00 PM Very witty and clever, Daver. We have similar commercials here. Sometimes folks like "Big Jack" DO just want to see themselves on TV. But it's even worse when they make their children appear in the ads. You get the feeling these children are expecting to launch a movie career. Fun poem!! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/29/2011 11:21:00 PM hahaha, that word at the bottom! Is this a guy you have to endure on your tv late nights, DAver? Yep, they sure come up with some kooky stuff!! Login to Reply

James Peranteau Date: 3/29/2011 9:43:00 PM PUT DOWN THE REMOTE SON !!!!! LOL I love the humor here dear poet ! Have a great evening sir ! Much love, james Login to Reply

Caroline Cécile Delacroix Date: 3/29/2011 9:40:00 PM A fine personification and fun to read! Thanks for sharing. Be well. Caroline. Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 3/29/2011 3:12:00 PM Super cool write Dave and can picture this BIG JACK ..think I know one or two.. one of my sons works for Chevy dealer as a mechanic and enjoyed your words ..he writes on the side too luv.. Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 3/29/2011 12:15:00 PM I am just stopping by to thank you for all your kind comments Daver. It is always a pleasure to read your poetry. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 3/29/2011 10:15:00 AM I enjoyed reading your creative poetry today as usual Daver. Have a wonderful day and may you find even more inspiration to write as the day goes by. Love, Carol Login to Reply